Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

103,333 notes

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

(Source: loureeed, via the-sopher)

15,803 notes

Scientists:
lol turns out that you're too small to be a planet
Pluto:
Pluto:
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

205,301 notes

God:
you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now