you know those super thin white pieces of paper that go on pads with wings?
my boyfriend found one on my floor and goes
“why do you have rolling paper?”
IM SCREAMING
(Source: everythingexclusivelysweet)
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
(Source: elizabethdarcy)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
(Source: okusuck)
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
(Source: b1uecrush)
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
(Source: nothingspecialblog)
(Source: hi-igh)
Macaroni being made
It’s magical
